Quote by Ned Flanders

"Well, hi-diddly-ho there, neighbor!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but His work is always righteous-diddly-ighteous."

"A good education is the foundation of a successful life, yes-siree-bob."

"Every day is a gift from the good Lord above."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."