Quote by Ned Flanders

"Well, hi-diddly-ho there, neighbor!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but His work is always righteous-diddly-ighteous."

"A good education is the foundation of a successful life, yes-siree-bob."

"Every day is a gift from the good Lord above."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."