Quote by Ned Flanders

"Well, hi-diddly-ho there, neighbor!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but His work is always righteous-diddly-ighteous."

"A good education is the foundation of a successful life, yes-siree-bob."

"Every day is a gift from the good Lord above."

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."