Who said "Change is acceptable only if I profit from it."?

This quote is attributed to Mr. Burns.

Change is acceptable only if I profit from it. - Mr. Burns

"Change is acceptable only if I profit from it."

Mr. Burns Change

"Release the hounds!"

"I'm trying to be a better man, but it's exhausting."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."