My greatest achievement is my contempt for others. - Mr. Burns

"My greatest achievement is my contempt for others."

Mr. Burns Humor

More from Mr. Burns

"Release the hounds!"

"I'm trying to be a better man, but it's exhausting."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."