Who said "Death is scary, but so is being sober."?

This quote is attributed to Barney Gumble.

Death is scary, but so is being sober. - Barney Gumble

"Death is scary, but so is being sober."

Barney Gumble Death

"Woo-hoo!"

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"I'm gonna go back to the lab and study some... stuff."

"Barney's my name, drinking's my game."

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."