A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher's ... - Homer Simpson

"A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher's knife or a gun"

Homer Simpson Humor

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"D'oh!"

"Why you little!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."