Quote by Mr. Poopybutthole

"Ooh-wee! That's the way to live, my friend!"

"You gotta embrace the chaos and make the best of it, ooh-wee!"

"True friendship is about showing up, even when things get weird."

"Sometimes the best moments are the unexpected ones, ooh-wee!"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."