Who said "I love you, man. I do. But that's not how the universe works."?

This quote is attributed to Morty Smith.

I love you, man. I do. But that's not how the universe works... - Morty Smith

"I love you, man. I do. But that's not how the universe works."

Morty Smith Love

"Oh geez, oh man, I don't know if I can do this!"

"Why would you do that? That's like, the worst possible thing you could have done."

"I'm just a kid, Rick. I don't understand half of what you say."

"You know what, screw you, Rick! I'm going home!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"