Quote by Penguin

"I am not a human, I am an animal. A cold-blooded animal."

"You poor, unfortunate fool."

"Life's a bitch, isn't it?"

"I've been dead once already. It's not so bad."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"