Quote by Hank Schrader

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Everytime you get people together, there's gonna be a little conflict."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."