Quote by Hank Schrader

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!"

"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"