"I do not understand love."
"I'm not a customer, I'm the law."
"Rules are all we have."
"You can't apply logic to the illogical."
"I find that most people are rather predictable."
All quotes by Odo
"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."
"Love conquers all obstacles."
"Love is patient, love is kind."
"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"
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