Who said "Change is the only thing you can count on in this life."?

This quote is attributed to The Thing.

Change is the only thing you can count on in this life. - The Thing

"Change is the only thing you can count on in this life."

The Thing Change

"It's clobberin' time!"

"I'm a walking pile of rocks, but I got heart!"

"Somebody's gotta look out for the little guy."

"I ain't pretty, but I got brains."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."