Quote by Bert

"Listen here - pigeons are a menace to society and I won't stand for it."

"A rubber duckie is not just a toy, it's a companion for life's journey."

"Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions and the foundation of a good day."

"Things should be organized, categorized, and placed in their proper order."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."