Quote by Bert

"Listen here - pigeons are a menace to society and I won't stand for it."

"A rubber duckie is not just a toy, it's a companion for life's journey."

"Ernie drives me absolutely bonkers, but that's what makes us family."

"Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions and the foundation of a good day."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."