Quote by Oscar the Grouch

"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"

"Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to be miserable here?"

"Why is everyone always trying to make me happy? It's exhausting."

"A good grouch appreciates the finer things in life... like crud."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."