Who said "Patience is something I don't have and won't be getting."?

This quote is attributed to Oscar the Grouch.

Patience is something I don't have and won't be getting. - Oscar the Grouch

"Patience is something I don't have and won't be getting."

Oscar the Grouch Patience

"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"

"Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to be miserable here?"

"The more it stinks, the more I like it."

"Why is everyone always trying to make me happy? It's exhausting."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."