Quote by Lord Farquaad

"I am the Lord of this land. All that you see belongs to me."

"Ogres are like onions. They have layers. And so do I."

"I didn't spend all these years building my kingdom to have it ruined by a pair of misfits."

"Perfection is not negotiable in my domain."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"