Quote by Lord Farquaad

"I am the Lord of this land. All that you see belongs to me."

"Ogres are like onions. They have layers. And so do I."

"I didn't spend all these years building my kingdom to have it ruined by a pair of misfits."

"Perfection is not negotiable in my domain."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."