It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while yo... - Marla Singer

"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window."

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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank."

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."