That's what I love about these high school girls, they keep ... - Lieutenant Dan

"That's what I love about these high school girls, they keep getting older and I stay the same age."

Lieutenant Dan Humor

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"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You have to do the best with what God gave you."

"My legs may be gone, but my spirit is not."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."