Quote by Maxwell Klinger

"I'm not crazy, I'm just wearing a dress because it makes me feel closer to my mother."

"Life is too short to wear the same outfit twice."

"When life gives you lemons, make a fabulous cocktail."

"Success isn't about being the best soldier—it's about being true to yourself."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"