Quote by M*A*S*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."