Quote by Ted Baxter
"Humor is laughing with yourself and at everyone else's misfortune."
"Humor is laughing with yourself and at everyone else's misfortune."
"I'm Ted Baxter, anchorman. That's not just a job, that's a calling."
"You know, success is like a fine suit - it looks good on everybody, especially me."
"I believe in living life with confidence, even when I have no idea what I'm talking about."
"The secret to happiness is simple: be handsome, be on television, and let others do the thinking."