"I got a rock."
"I don't have inferiority complex, I have an inferiority reality."
"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
"The secret to happiness is a good psychiatrist... and five cents."
"I love mankind... it's people I can't stand."
All quotes by Lucy van Pelt
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes