Who said "I'm not trying to be difficult, but..."?

This quote is attributed to Vic Vega.

I'm not trying to be difficult, but... - Vic Vega

"I'm not trying to be difficult, but..."

Vic Vega

"You know what they put on French fries in Paris? Mayonnaise. That's just how it is over there."

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."

"Mmm, that IS a tasty burger!"