"That's a tasty burger."
"You know what they put on French fries in Paris? Mayonnaise. That's just how it is over there."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
"Mmm, that IS a tasty burger!"
All quotes by Vic Vega