Quote by Clarence Worley

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."

"Everybody's got a good side and a bad side. The key is not to judge people based on their worst moment."

"Life's a funny thing. You never know what's around the corner."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"