Quote by John McClane

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"Welcome to the party, pal."

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

"I'm going to need about five minutes of peace and quiet to sort through this mess."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."