Quote by John McClane

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"Welcome to the party, pal."

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

"I'm going to need about five minutes of peace and quiet to sort through this mess."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."