"Ouch."
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
"Welcome to the party, pal."
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
"I'm going to need about five minutes of peace and quiet to sort through this mess."
All quotes by John McClane
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes