Quote by John McClane

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"Welcome to the party, pal."

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."

"I'm going to need about five minutes of peace and quiet to sort through this mess."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."