Quote by Sauron

"One does not simply walk into Mordor without purpose and absolute will."

"The Ring is mine. All that exists serves the master of the Ring."

"I am eternal. I am inevitable. I am the darkness that devours all light."

"Those who resist my rule shall know despair beyond measure."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"