This is the day you will always remember as the day you almo... - Captain Jack Sparrow

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

Captain Jack Sparrow Humor

More from Captain Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."