Quote by Captain Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."