Quote by Captain Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."