Quote by Captain Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."