Who said "Change is the only constant, except for my thirst for rum."?

This quote is attributed to Captain Jack Sparrow.

Change is the only constant, except for my thirst for rum. - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Change is the only constant, except for my thirst for rum."

Captain Jack Sparrow Change

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"Change brings new opportunities."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Healing doesn't mean forgetting."

"You either get better or you get bitter."