Quote by Captain Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

"Peace comes from a good conscience."

"Life is too short to hold grudges."

"A man's home is his sanctuary. It should be treated as such."

"The world is chaotic enough. At least your home should make sense."