I learned early on that crime doesn't pay, but it helps. - Michael Corleone

"I learned early on that crime doesn't pay, but it helps."

Michael Corleone Humor

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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business."

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."