Quote by Jimmy Kimmel
"Relationships require the same commitment you'd give a houseplant, except they can talk back."
More from Jimmy Kimmel
"I'm not a big fan of the moon. It's not bright enough to read by, and it's too bright to sleep. Just pick a side, moon."
"Everybody wants to be happy. That's what you want, and that's what I want."
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible."
"You learn more from your failures than your successes."