Quote by David Letterman

"I think it's nice when people use your name when they're greeting you. It makes you feel like more than just a guy."

"The difference between me and my competition is that I'm awake."

"You know, it's hard to beat a person at anything unless they want to lose."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."