You know what the problem with drinking is? You wake up feel... - Craig Ferguson

"You know what the problem with drinking is? You wake up feeling terrible, and you can't remember why you thought it was a good idea."

Craig Ferguson Wisdom

Talk Show Host British-American Born 1962 (age 64)

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