Quote by David Letterman

"I think it's nice when people use your name when they're greeting you. It makes you feel like more than just a guy."

"The difference between me and my competition is that I'm awake."

"You know, it's hard to beat a person at anything unless they want to lose."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."