The only time I miss being a drunk is when I'm trying to par... - Craig Ferguson

"The only time I miss being a drunk is when I'm trying to parallel park."

Craig Ferguson Humor

Talk Show Host British-American Born 1962 (age 64)

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"Laughter is the best medicine."

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."