Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts ... - Paul Reiser

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and you hope you don't get a club or a spade."

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Stand-up Comedian American Born 1956 (age 70)

More from Paul Reiser

"I think the key to life is just trying to be a decent person and not taking yourself too seriously."

"You know what's funny? Life. Just the everyday stuff."

"The best relationships are the ones where you can just be yourself."

"Success isn't about being the best; it's about doing your best."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"