Quote by David Letterman
"I want to thank you for stopping the applause. It's like when someone says 'thank you' and the other person says 'thank you.' Just let it die."
More from David Letterman
"I think it's nice when people use your name when they're greeting you. It makes you feel like more than just a guy."
"The difference between me and my competition is that I'm awake."
"You know, it's hard to beat a person at anything unless they want to lose."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."