Quote by David Letterman
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all their life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all their life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
"I think it's nice when people use your name when they're greeting you. It makes you feel like more than just a guy."
"The difference between me and my competition is that I'm awake."
"You know, it's hard to beat a person at anything unless they want to lose."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."