Quote by Craig Ferguson

"Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else does."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."

"You can't live your life for other people."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."